You jackass

You're so definitely not leaving us with that. Make a series or the internet will hate you.

I Say

Okay, so I bought an arfenhouse teh movie too t-shirt, (the tomatoes corn lazer gun one—good shirt, almost got me laid twice in New Orleans (actually, I don’t think the shirt really had anything to do with it… and they still wouldn’t go all the way T.T)) does that give me the right to poke u with a cattleprod for Arfenhouse 3?
GJ w/ this’n.

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Holy shit, man. Holy shit.

Oh My God

That was insane! You're a friggin genius!